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Today, I fell in love. Again FML

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Jul 4, 2010 08:48 PM - Love - by Billu Barber

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Today, after waking up, my girlfriend went for a bath, and I went downstairs to go speak to my mum. She asked where my girlfriend was, I told her that she was having a bath, to which she replied with, "She's in the bath? Why aren't you in there with her? You're boring." FML

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Jul 4, 2010 04:08 PM - Intimacy - by Manish

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Today, I discovered my former boss from the job I quit 3 months is now my boss at my new job. He was the reason I quit my old job. FML

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Jul 4, 2010 04:00 PM - Work - by Mark

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Today, after two hours, I finally got my very cranky, sick baby to fall asleep. Five minutes later, a neighbor started shooting off fireworks. FML

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Jul 4, 2010 03:28 PM - Kids - by Jon

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Today, I almost got arrested for child molestation because the little kid I was babysitting randomly and evilly yelled "No, you can't touch me there!" while a police officer drove by us while we were in the front yard. FML

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Jul 4, 2010 03:20 PM - Kids - by Parker

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Today, I had to untie my mom and her boyfriend in the bedroom. FML

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Jul 4, 2010 03:10 PM - Intimacy - by Jillian

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Today, I went on a date with the guy I really liked. While we were having dinner, he asked me, "Do you wear make up?" I told him that I don't. I asked him why, and he said "Because you need it." FML

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Jul 4, 2010 03:05 PM - Love - by Sheryl

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Today, I got into my car, turned it over, and the engine started banging really bad. Yesterday, I got an oil change at the Supercenter. They forgot to put the oil back in and now I have a rod blown down through my oil pan and a dead engine. FML

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Jul 4, 2010 02:29 PM - Money - by satish

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